SpottieOttieMikalicious

3 March 2009


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Craigslist = fun

((((( FREE ))))) Home for Filipina or Asian Female (89121) (Vegas)


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Date: 2009-02-23, 10:59PM PST



Come & go as you please, no restriction, be happy.
Private, bed & bath room. Laundry facilities, Access to patio,
With Jacuzzi, Sandy beach, Pool-table, Karaoke, Mah-Jongg table, Black jack table. Tagalog TV. 5 bedroom home.

Filipina 5’2 120lbs. Caucasian (male) 5’10 165lbs Sterile,

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So many fun things to discuss:

1) It’s FREE?!Really?!

2) there’s a sandy beach included in this LAS VEGAS home… I’d like to know how they pulled that one off

3) no restriction, be happy. That’s exactly the kind of house i’m looking for

4) If the Mah-Jongg table doesn’t convince you to move in, you can’t be convinced… you’re unconvincable

5) The dude who lives there is STERILE… How, exactly, is that relevant? (I guess it’s precisely as relevant as the height and weight of the current residents.)


Thank You Craigslist.

24 February 2009


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Mathalicious!

21 February 2009


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One of the best finishes ever. I have a mancrush on Brandon Roy because of this game. It happened in November and I was watching it in KY at about 1:30am, and I fell in love. I’ll try to lay off the basketball videos for a while after today.

15 February 2009


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HAHAHAHAHA, this announcer killed me. I’m dead. It was nice knowing all of you.

15 February 2009


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This wouldn’t be that great except for Steve Nash’s dance moves… LOVE em.

15 February 2009


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Finally, I understand! (my favorite part is definitely the shortstop area, complete with “the orgasm line”… i also like the Maginot line, because i just learned what that was last week (the actual line in france, not the one on this drawing))

13 February 2009


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This thing was turning into a regular sausage fest, so I decided to spice it up a little. Everybody, I want you to meet my girlfriend, Kate Beckinsale. Kate Beckinsale, meet everybody.

11 February 2009


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Only got one life to live… better live the s—t out of it.

— The Economy

11 February 2009


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Jordan tells me Ichiro might PITCH in the world baseball classic, and that he was clocked at 92mph recently. after this throw (from 2001), i’ll believe anything. by the way, what’s worse quality… this, or the jimmy kimmel video? either way, this is my favorite throw ever.

11 February 2009


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